National Space Society

Share:

Facebook
X
Pinterest
LinkedIn
“This docking adapter is a sonofabitch. F–k it.” Gene Cernan and Tom Stafford, cuss word architects, 1966.
So I’m currently avoiding writing about the NASA Social, because it was so awesome I can’t even begin to wrap my head around it. Instead, here are some Selections from The Book of Cernan, aka The Last Man on the Moon by Eugene Cernan and Don Davis. Here are some of my favorite excerpts:
Tom Stafford, aka “Mumbles,” discussing Cernan’s helicopter crash, page 263: 

“‘You dumb f–king shit, what the hell did you do? I’m out here trying to make sure you command Seventeen, and you just may have f–ked it all up.’ For a slow-talking Oklahoman, Stafford sure had a way with words. I had somehow managed to cheat death and he was making me feel guilty for ruining his day.”

Charlie Duke and Stuart Roosa, Adorable Astronauts, play a mean trick on Cernan, page 287:  

“No mercy. Stu Roosa and Charlie Duke killed a six-foot-long rattlesnake on the track behind the simulator building at the Cape, cut off its head and planned a major league gotcha…

Just as I reached for the telephone, I caught sight of the curled, scaly monster and my f–king heart stopped. I came out of the chair like I had a rocket up my butt, and slammed flat against the wall clear on the other side of the room, staring wildly at that big damned snake. Sonofabitch!”

 More to come, because this book is absolutely hilarious. 

“What? But I’m nice! I wouldn’t do anything like that.” Stuart Roosa plots, 1971. 

Emily Carney is a writer, space enthusiast, and creator of the This Space Available space blog, published since 2010. In January 2019, Emily’s This Space Available blog was incorporated into the National Space Society’s blog. The content of Emily’s blog can be accessed via the This Space Available blog category.

Note: The views expressed in This Space Available are those of the author and should not be considered as representing the positions or views of the National Space Society.

Share:

Facebook
X
Pinterest
LinkedIn
Picture of By Emily Carney

By Emily Carney

Leave a Comment

Don't Miss a Beat!

Be the first to know when new articles are posted!

Search
Categories

Follow Us On Social Media

JOIN THE
GREATEST ADVENTURE

Give The Gift Of Space: Membership For Friends and Family

Book Review

desigining farms in space

Book Review: Designing Farms in Space

Meyer’s academic textbook is loaded with numerous photographs, diagrams, charts, and graphs. There are chapters on subjects such as farm machines, animal and fungi production, plant and algae production, and space menus. The farming techniques outlined in the book can be applied to lunar, Martian, or rotating space settlements.

Read More »
Archives


Hilton McLean Tysons Corner, McLean, Virginia
June 4 - 7, 2026

Recent Blog Posts

Today, on the 57th anniversary of the Apollo Moon landing, this inspiring song commemorating the past and the future of our presence on the Moon...

The National Space Society (NSS) today announced that it is delivering a letter to Congress and the Administration addressing concerns and recommendations regarding NASA’s draft...

The National Space Society invites you to the next Space Forum Thursday, July 23, 2026, 8:00 pm to 9:15 pm EST Artemis II and Our...

The competition offers cash prizes totaling $32,000 USD for the best three business plans that will serve to advance, in some way, the movement of...
Meyer’s academic textbook is loaded with numerous photographs, diagrams, charts, and graphs. There are chapters on subjects such as farm machines, animal and fungi production,...
The Tianwen-2 spacecraft at asteroid 469219 Kamoʻoalewa is reportedly positioned to begin the most critical phase of its deep-space mission, preparing to sample the asteroid....
NSS continued its commitment to developing the next generation of space leaders through two programs created specifically for university students and early-career professionals: Speed Mentoring...
The National Space Society’s annual International Space Development Conference concluded on June 7 and was widely praised by attendees, with one of the best domestic...
adastra magazine

Your Doorway to New Worlds